I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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