I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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