Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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