No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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