This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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