Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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