There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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