Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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