I skipped work to stalk him.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
why is half of my head shaved?
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