So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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