3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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