You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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