I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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