No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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