everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's blow job season.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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