who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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