did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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