Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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