My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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