I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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