dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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