Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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