you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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