More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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