pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Shame is for Republicans.
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