Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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