Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
