her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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