yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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