Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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