she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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