Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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