does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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