Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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