do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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