mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Green mimosas i think yes
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
