alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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