with your own penis?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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