Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Randomize
