We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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