we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
