I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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