Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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