Non-Jews are for practice
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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