I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
