Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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