sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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