We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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