Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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