You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also, beer. Big fan.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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