I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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