i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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