NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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