what if I'm pregnant?
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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