Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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